Least Grinds

Vanilla ice cream. You can never find vanilla ice cream. What's the number one flavor of ice cream? Ah, that would be vanilla.

people who like vanilla ice cream. That stuff sucks. That is why you cant find it, they are feeding it to dogs.

We put our house on the market. I'm a real estate agent and my husband calls me the real estate agent with an attitude. He's Mr. Sweetness, the client from hell.

My boss said he'd meet me for a drink after work. I've been waiting since 6. He's not answering his cell phone. It's 8 now. Sayonara, f'er.

people who gripe about our service. Fact is we get bombed with customers wanting different coffees which take alittle time to make. Be patient for God's sake.

speed limits

People who call us, the police, to complain about people speeding down their street, but then bitch when we pull them over for speeding because they "live there!"

Talk about red tape, stop by any NJ DMV

dogs that won't shut up grind mine. neighbors in either side of our house have huge dogs who bark at each other over our backyard all day long and at night too. drives us batty.

PEOPLE. FAT SKINNY TALL SHORT THEY ALL PISS ME OFF

my sucky newspaper classified ad job.

my wife is always having something done: hair, nails, pedicure

coming home and seeing my friends drank all of my beer in the fridge.

went to a restaurant tonight that was running a 2-for-1 trying to fill their restaurant over the Labor Day w/e. They certainly filled it. The food was coming out of the kitchen ha;f-cooked and the wrong orders. Turned a lot of people off.

get a call at 2 this morning from a friend too stupid drunk to drive so I had to go get him